- Friday 13 March 2026
- 13:18 Atomic Britain: UK plans regulatory reset to boost nuclear power [cache]
- 12:50 NanoClaw latches onto Docker Sandboxes for safer AI agents [cache]
- 12:25 Google rushes Chrome update fixing two zero-days already under attack [cache]
- 12:00 Windows pays tribute to Britain's creaking rail network with a BSOD [cache]
- 11:15 Openreach: Fiber can sniff out leaky water pipes – if anyone bothers fixing them [cache]
- 08:30 Blustering Blackbeard's PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds [cache]
- 07:30 AI Burning Man happens next week – here's what <i>The Register</i> expects at GTC 2026 [cache]
- 05:22 Prince of PDFs, Adobe CEO Shantanu Narayen, to step down after 18 years [cache]
- 04:22 Apple takes a bite out of app store fees in China [cache]
- 02:00 Pentagon AI chief praises Palantir tech for speeding battlefield strikes [cache]
- 00:49 Rogue AI agents can work together to hack systems and steal secrets [cache]
- Thursday 12 March 2026
- 23:39 Perplexity: Everything is Computer, everything is AI, Computer is everything, AI is us [cache]
- 21:32 District denies enrollment to child based on license plate reader data [cache]
- 20:17 Microsoft Copilot now boarding your health information [cache]
- 18:01 White House activates Yu-Gi-Oh's trap card by using anime clip for war comms [cache]
- 17:41 Medical equipment techs beg for right-to-repair lifeline [cache]
- 17:23 Operating Lightning takes down SocksEscort proxy network blamed for tens of millions in fraud [cache]
- 17:00 Oracle tops up restructuring fund for FY26 by $500M [cache]
- 16:33 Musk makes the Macrohard joke again [cache]
- 15:36 Users protest as Google Antigravity price floats upward [cache]
- 15:23 Quicksort inventor Tony Hoare reaches the base case at 92 [cache]
- 14:47 NASA probe checks out years early because this solar cycle is a real drag [cache]
- 14:34 CISA warns max-severity n8n bug is being exploited in the wild [cache]
- 14:22 Fresh indie broadband provider incoming as Google's fiber biz and Stonepeak’s Astound merge [cache]
- 14:14 Campaigners claim NHS Palantir system could be accessed by police and immigration [cache]
- 12:50 Lloyds Banking Group apps play mix-and-match with customer transactions [cache]
- 12:32 Smart mirror shows dumb Windows in elevator [cache]
- 11:59 Britain turns up the heat on homegrown ceramics for hypersonic missiles [cache]
- 11:15 So much for power to the people – AI datacenters could jump UK grid queue [cache]
- 10:30 Whitehall seeks lone C++ coder to keep airport passenger model flying [cache]
- 07:10 Microsoft adding Xbox mode to Windows 11 [cache]
- 05:49 Meta reveals four custom AI chips, claims they outperform commercial silicon [cache]
- 02:37 China’s CERT warns OpenClaw can inflict nasty wounds [cache]
- 00:37 Atlassian to shed ten percent of staff, because AI [cache]
- 00:26 Perplexity Comet hurtling toward Amazon ban [cache]
- Wednesday 11 March 2026
- 23:18 Iran plots 'infrastructure warfare' against US tech giants [cache]
- 21:40 Iran-linked cyber crew says they hit US med-tech firm [cache]
- 20:41 Most chatbots will help plan school shootings and other violence, study shows [cache]
- 18:21 Meta, international cops use handcuffs and AI to stop scammers [cache]
- 16:03 NASA watchdog report pokes holes in Artemis lunar lander plans [cache]
- 15:37 DR-DOS rises again – rebuilt from scratch, not open source [cache]
- 15:06 ICO fines Police Scotland over data-sharing debacle in gross misconduct case [cache]
- 14:38 Ig Nobel Prize flees US for Switzerland after 35 years over safety concerns [cache]
- 14:02 Intel finds its Zen undercutting AMD with Arrow Lake refresh [cache]
- 14:01 Ayar Labs taps Wiwynn to cram 1,024 GPUs into a photonic rack system [cache]
- 14:00 Lightmatter says latest photonics will slash datacenter fiber bills in half [cache]
- 13:38 Microsoft ships VS Code weekly, adds Autopilot mode so AI can wreak havoc without bothering you [cache]
- 13:31 Swiss e-voting pilot can't count 2,048 ballots after USB keys fail to decrypt them [cache]
- 13:12 Dutch cops bust teen suspected of posing as bank staff to steal cards [cache]
- 13:08 Scottish broadband service looking a bit dreich, says UK outage study [cache]