• Wednesday 18 March 2026
• 03:49 Japan to allow ‘proactive cyber-defense’ from October 1st  [cache]
• 00:34 Nvidia's on-again off-again H200 sales in China are now on again  [cache]
• Tuesday 17 March 2026
• 21:26 World<s>Coin</s>'s newest pitch: Scan your eyeballs to prove AI agents really represent you  [cache]
• 20:15 AWS giveth with its right hand and breaketh with its left  [cache]
• 19:53 Mistral boasts code-proofing agent offers champagne performance on a <i>budget bière</i>  [cache]
• 18:11 Chips...in...spaaaace - courtesy of Nvidia  [cache]
• 17:22 HPE adds Blackwell, Rubin systems to Nvidia-backed sovereign AI push  [cache]
• 17:18 EU sanctions Iranian cyber front over election meddling, Charlie Hebdo breach  [cache]
• 16:58 Artemis II takes a rain check on return to launch pad as NASA fixes loose wire  [cache]
• 15:00 Oracle unveils Project Detroit for faster Java interop with JavaScript and Python  [cache]
• 14:09 Ofcom sees no need for overhaul in next phase of fiber rollout despite BT domination  [cache]
• 13:27 Out-of-band getting out of hand as Microsoft pushes hotpatch for Bluetooth  [cache]
• 13:19 Iran's 'chosen users' get 'privileged access' despite internet blackout for masses  [cache]
• 11:06 Big moves in Linux filesystems as new bcachefs lands and KDE adds support for Apple's APFS  [cache]
• 09:15 Switzerland built a secure alternative to BGP. The rest of the world hasn't noticed yet  [cache]
• 08:28 In the name of science: Boffins build fart-tracking undies  [cache]
• 08:00 BBC World Service digital switch backfires as online audience drops  [cache]
• 07:29 Everything needed to make DNA and RNA found in asteroid sample  [cache]
• 05:37 Gartner suggests Friday afternoon Copilot ban because users may be too lazy to check its mistakes  [cache]
• 03:37 Bank built its own threat hunting agent because vendors can’t keep pace with new threats  [cache]
• 01:38 AI still doesn't work very well, businesses are faking it, and a reckoning is coming  [cache]
• Monday 16 March 2026
• 23:07 Salesforce stock buyback to saddle company with debt until 2066  [cache]
• 22:35 Nvidia's DLSS 5 promises to bring you out the other side of the uncanny valley  [cache]
• 21:15 Nvidia wraps its NemoClaw around OpenClaw for the sake of security  [cache]
• 21:04 Robotics surgical biz Intuitive discloses phishing attack  [cache]
• 20:35 Nvidia powers further into the CPU market with new rack systems packing 256 Vera processors  [cache]
• 20:30 Nvidia slaps $20B Groq tech into massive new LPX racks to speed AI response time  [cache]
• 19:40 Cybercrime has skyrocketed 245% since the start of the Iran war  [cache]
• 18:23 Vite team boasts 10-30x faster builds with Rust-powered Rolldown  [cache]
• 17:50 AI takes on Robotron: 2084, the original robot uprising simulator  [cache]
• 17:40 AI finally delivers those elusive productivity gains... for cybercriminals  [cache]
• 15:35 Boffins hook fly brain map to virtual body, which starts looking for sugar  [cache]
• 15:19 Free Software Foundation calls for free-range LLMs rather than factory-farmed AI  [cache]
• 14:27 Apple’s MacBook Neo turns out to be its most repairable lappy in 14 years  [cache]
• 13:59 ServiceNow boss warns AI could push grad unemployment past 30%  [cache]
• 13:30 Age verification isn't sage verification when it's inside operating systems  [cache]
• 13:18 Flaw in UK's corporate registry let directors rummage through rival records  [cache]
• 12:37 Microsoft points at Samsung after Galaxy app bug locks users out of C:/  [cache]
• 12:05 UK splashes £45M on AI supercomputer to help crack fusion power  [cache]
• 11:15 West Sussex's Oracle rollout pushed back again as costs balloon 15 times  [cache]
• 10:30 Horizon redress still a mess, MPs say – and Fujitsu hasn't paid a penny  [cache]
• 08:30 Brilliant backups that kept data alive for ages landed web developer in big trouble  [cache]
• 07:24 AWS S3 turns 20 and reaches ‘hundreds of exabytes’  [cache]
• 04:35 Repopulate! Repopulate! Two lost Doctor Who episodes turn up in private collection  [cache]
• 01:57 India tests whether AI can stop trains hitting elephants  [cache]
• 00:24 Outsourcer Telus admits to attack – may have lost a petabyte of data to ShinyHunters  [cache]
• Sunday 15 March 2026
• 23:00 Nvidia GTC will be full of surprises - just not for the consumer class  [cache]
• 13:34 Jury out on whether Americans approve or disapprove of datacenters  [cache]
• 10:30 Those who 'circle back' and 'synergize' also tend to be crap at their jobs  [cache]
• Saturday 14 March 2026
• 10:11 Inside the datacenter where the day starts with topping up cerebrospinal fluid  [cache]